Hold the phone! Revelations below.
Internet genius John Dvorak who writes for PC Magazine has written the things no other man dares to say. He alone is forging a path of enlightened truth through the eternal night of the internet.
Read on, if you dare…
Revelation #1
Search engines use tricks to rank websites, then SEOs… Read More...
It’s been another fine year to work in search marketing (or any one of it’s relatives, cousins or illegitimate children) and now that I’ve tackled the first day back at work (HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE sigh) I’m feeling pretty good about another one.
Rather than list some arbitrary things you should do, see, lick or try in 2010 I’m going to arbitrarily list… Read More...
Ever since Hannah Smith did her SEO.BIO I’ve had a song in my head. If you are a regular listener to the Chris Moyles show on Radio 1 you may know of the “Barack Obama Song” which Chris sung on the show (basically him repeating Barack’s name over Kasabian’s L.S.F).
Here is a snip (courtesy of chrismoyles.net)… Read More...
I was chatting to hubby last night when suddenly I came out with the line “Have you ever seen me dancing, I mean Reeaaally dancing?” he looked at me like I was nuts, then looked at me like he should have me committed when I said “why do Meerkats in advertising always work”
So here for your viewing pleasure I present, the original (Clorets) Meerkats. I seem to remember… Read More...
Mwhahahahahaha – made you click!
On a more serious note though here are 10 Great Ways to come up with Linkbait Ideas from someone a little more professional… Read More...
For those who don’t know already, Rand Fishkin has had a small scooter accident just days before SMX London. Don’t worry he’s ok… on Twitter he says:

And so, at the… Read More...
I was about to read Stu’s recent blog post over at Bloom but got stuck at the top of the page looking at his beautiful face in the avatar. As I looked I realised that there was no way for me to continue reading the post until I did the most obvious thing and mash it up…
I’m blowing the conch for all Northern search monkeys and online marketeers (search monkeys in denial); the first Northern SEM meeting is happening, and it’s happening soon!
I met with captain Dom Hodgson last night to discuss plans to bring the SEOs and SEMs of the North together in a beautiful medley of beer, chatter and general geekery. Dom’s post has around the same amount of detail but… Read More...